Living In Quebec ...

If you have already worn a winter coat and shorts at the same time,
You live in Quebec


If you measure distance in hours,
You live in Quebec


If in your car you already spend heating, A/C and heating to income in the same day
You live in Quebec


If you're able to drive a 80km/h in 2 feet of snow and in a blizzard without flinching,
You live in Quebec


If you have already made adjustments to Halloween costumes for your children so they can wear over a winter coat,
You live in Quebec


If you have a cable for boosting and your woman knows how to use,
You live in Quebec


If the limit on highway is 100km/h, you roll 130km/h and every body beyond you,
You live in Quebec


If driving is better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow
You live in Quebec


If you know the 4 seasons, Almost Winter, Winter, again *** winter and road construction,
You live in Quebec


If you find minus 6 degrees just a little chilly,
You live in Quebec


... AND:
That really means the following letters
TVQ and TPS??


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